Q: Susan, the world has literally watched you grow up before their eyes – and, unlike other former child stars, you seem to have adjusted splendidly. What have you been up to since the cancellation of "Full House"?

A: Two little words, sweetheart: Print Production.

Q: Boy, I'll say! Not to get too personal, but you've been linked with virtually every available print medium, from holograms and billboards to...

A: ...digital and silkscreen. And everything in between. (laughs) I guess you can say I've been around.

Q: Okay, let's talk about that. Who have you been involved with?

A: Agencies, printing companies, paper merchants, clients. The list goes on and on. Let's just say I've got experience.

Q: Care to name names?

A: Dodge, Jeep, Domino's Pizza, Duskin, HAP, K-Mart, MCI, FCNBD, American Speedy Printing, A&W, Johnson Controls...I'm probably forgetting a few.

Q: Well, I guess you have all the answers, don't you? Am I right? Okay, try to answer this: On Tuesday of last week, three slices of hard salami fell from a hole in my pocket and were lost in the middle of a lightly traveled road. On Wednesday, two of the slices were found in the road by a crossing guard stationed nearby. Where was the third slice found?

A: Well, I did find some salami in the garden outside my bedroom window. I was kind of wondering where that came from.